This sad burlesque With miserable failures making entertainment of our fate Laughter cannot dignify or elevate This sad burlesque. Elvis Costello Whom shall I ridicule this week? Why even bother? Better tyrants than ours might listen to their jesters; better...
World War IV
As the propagandistic fervor on American television reaches a crescendo of triumphant self-righteousness, and our noble centurions gather at the gates of Baghdad, ready for the final assault, the battle-cry of the neocons is heard above the din: "On to Damascus!...
Don’t Antagonize Our Trading Partners
This week Congress will be working on the $75 billion supplemental appropriations to pay for the war. Financing the war is not as simple as it appears. It involves more than just passing a piece of legislation labeled as support for the troops. It has now been...
Shedding No Tears for Iraqi Civilians
On March 31st, ten women and children were killed near Najaf when a van they were in was riddled with fire from U.S. Marines who had tried to get it to stop at a military checkpoint. After Saturday's suicide bombing that caused the death of four U.S. Marines at...
Seeking Scapegoats
Despite the insistence of high Imperial officials, it is obvious that after two weeks of fighting, the un-American war is going rather badly. Instead of gleefully surrendering, Iraqis are (gasp!) defending not so much their leader as their country. The same happened...
If This Be Treason
While the battlefield success of the "coalition" forces may be the subject of a vigorous debate, none can dispute their conquest of the American media. They took out NBC this week, although Iraqi television flickers back after each bombing raid. We can't be...
Rummy’s Failed War Plan and the Casualties That May Result
Last October, the New York Times reported that Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld ordered the military's regional commanders to rewrite all of their war plans to capitalize on precision weapons, better intelligence and speedier deployment in the event the United...
Strange Insistence that No Miscalculations Were Made
Perhaps the oddest phenomenon of the current moment is the insistence by top military brass and their doppelgangers disguised as retired-military consultants on TV networks that the original plan for the invasion of Iraq was just hunky-dory and...
Liberate the Vatican!
Fresh from our recent triumphs abroad, many Americans yearn for a break, a moment to celebrate. Such feelings are natural, yet they must be suppressed. Where would we be now if Bush Sr. had retired to Kennebunkport as the Berlin Wall collapsed? Not plowing through...
On The Middle East Escalator
The media is up in arms about the report of Lt. Gen. William S Wallace, commander of our ground forces in Iraq, who said: "The enemy we're fighting against is different from the one we'd war-gamed against." The "cakewalk" has turned into a slog...


