What would you call a claim that, if A very much resembles B in nature and the problems it faces, what was good for A must be terrible for B, and the best solution for B is one deemed absolutely unacceptable in case of A? Aristotle might have called it a logical fallacy. On the pages of the Washington Post these days, they call it reasonable argument.
Namely, in an editorial penned on May 28, WaPo writer Charles Lane first makes a very cogent comparison of the European Union with Yugoslavia. He concludes, however, by arguing that the "optimistic scenario" would be a more powerful, centralized European superstate. Not only does is this a very good illustration of the political mainstream believing that statism is always the answer, it also serves to underscore the absolute mess of Empire’s – and Europe’s – principles (or lack thereof) when it came to Yugoslavia.
Eerie Similarities
Like the EU, Lane avers, Yugoslavia was a confederation promising an end to wars between its component peoples, had a common currency and free movement of labor and capital, and espoused peace, equality and human rights. Yugoslavia, too, was "constantly trying bureaucratic fixes for deep-rooted rivalries", and "used debt-fueled economic growth to buy peace" – but "when the bills came due, fiscal austerity added yet another political irritant."
That all really does sound a lot like today’s EU, which Lane argues "is no longer solvent, politically or economically." Yet a breakup of the EU, he goes on to say, "would impoverish the continent and leave a toxic residue of nationalist rancor." As the only other alternative, he posits a more centralized Europe, under German domination, far less democratic than it is today.
Thing is, the EU currently isn’t very democratic at all. Consider the EU Constitution, which was rejected in referenda by the French and the Dutch, only to come back as the Lisbon Treaty and run afoul of the Irish. In true "European" fashion, the Irish voted again till they got it "right" – because as one observer noted, "democracy" these days is whatever Brussels says it is.
More importantly, however, imagine if someone had applied Lane’s argument to Yugoslavia in the spring of 1991, explaining that a breakup would result in bloodshed and "toxic residue of nationalist rancor," and championing a stronger central government instead. It shouldn’t be all that hard, especially since it actually happened: the champion of a centralized Yugoslavia was Slobodan Milosevic.
Why Yugoslavia Died
Milosevic’s initial popularity in Serbia wasn’t due to "nationalism" – a charge first hurled at him by Communists from Yugoslavia’s other republics – but because he successfully purged the ineffective, parasitic and duplicative bureaucracies that had plagued both Belgrade and Serbia’s provinces. He also sought to repair what he perceived as an unintended defect in Yugoslavia’s structure, a system that provided certain regions with unfair advantages politically and economically.
What he didn’t realize, however, is that this was no defect, but rather a key structural feature of Yugoslavia. The original Yugoslavia, an unhappy union of erstwhile WW1 enemies, was dismembered by the Nazis in 1941. Having seized power at the end of WW2, the Communists stitched it back together, guided by their dogma that the principal evil was "Serbian hegemony". Manufactured moral equivalence between the Serbian royalist resistance and other groups’ Nazi-allied governments and militias enabled the Communists to claim legitimacy as the only "antifascists". In the end, however, all that did was enable the (former) Nazi allies to whitewash their past, while smearing the Serbs as Nazis reborn.
Milosevic had challenged that sacred cow of Yugoslav Communism – most likely unknowingly – and the leaderships of other republics, raised to fear the bogeyman of "Serbian hegemony," wasted no time in seeking separation. Germany and Austria in particular favored their claims of seeking "democratic freedom from Communist (!) Serbian oppression." In fact, the first unilateral German move after WW2 was to recognize the independence of Yugoslav republics of Slovenia and Croatia, conditioning its support of the Maastricht treaty (establishing the EU) on its EEC partners following suit.
So, Yugoslavia didn’t "dissolve" – as the EU lawyers decreed - but was murdered. The method was "death by recognition," effectively sabotaging any efforts to negotiate a settlement and encouraging military solutions. That, in turn, created an opportunity for the American Empire to assert itself. And since the shards of Yugoslavia were eventually forced to accept the country’s crushing debt burden (which had only grown during the years of war and blockade), the bankers were happy as well. Sure, the peoples of Yugoslavia ended up living in Hell – but someone had to suffer for the greater good of the West, no?
Murderers’ Legacy
It was bad enough that the extrajudicial execution of Yugoslavia resulted in a string of wars, with the attendant deaths, destruction and suffering. But there were consequences for the West as well. The Empire trapped itself in a delusional frame of mind, seeking to export its Balkans policy globally. Meanwhile, the EU practiced autocracy lording over Bosnia, while using the Kosovo War to expand to the east.
Conflict still simmers in the territories where Yugoslavia once stood, in part because the EU/U.S. criteria for carving out new "independent" states have been entirely arbitrary, requiring painful legal acrobatics to justify. Then there is the issue of "death by recognition", the diplomatic equivalent of a nuclear strike. It hasn’t been used anywhere else – yet – but its destructive power guarantees that sooner or later, it will be. And it is particularly effective against complex entities, such as Yugoslavia – but also the EU, or the United States.
Of Goose, Gander and Sauce
The trouble here isn’t so much that dissolution may be preferable to centralization, or vice versa, but that there ought to be some semblance of principle in either case. And there isn’t. The very same people arguing for a more centralized Europe today favored Yugoslavia’s destruction 20-odd years ago. This includes Lane, who covered the Yugoslav Wars for Newsweek to the point of being favorably mentioned by interventionist journalists Roy Gutman and David Rieff.
While Milosevic was demonized for allegedly trying to keep the Yugoslav union together by force (a goal he abandoned very early on), there’s a massive Roman temple in Washington, DC to the man who did just that in America. While those who would usurp power and render elections and accountability meaningless are presented as saviors of democracy, critics of centralization – such as former German official Thilo Sarazzin, for example – are dubbed "extremists."
Two years ago, Sarazzin caused a ruckus by criticizing the sacred cow of multiculturalism through immigration. Now he is taking on another taboo topic, arguing that the EU is nothing but a colossal atonement project for Germany’s Nazi past. Others have argued the EU is a Nazi dream reborn. Either way, preserving the EU by force hardly sounds like a liberty-loving idea.
As for the shards of Yugoslavia, both Washington and Brussels demand centralization for Bosnia - a contentious confederacy of conflicted communities – and their client "state" of Kosovo, carved out of Serbia in 2008, while demanding decentralization for Serbia and Macedonia. These aren’t minor inconsistencies, but contortions positively Orwellian in character.
The Price of Statism
Though Tito’s Yugoslavia was declared dead in 1992, a country bearing that name carried on for a decade thereafter. In October 2000, having overthrown Milosevic, the Empire moved to bury Yugoslavia’s name as well. The deed was done in the summer of 2002, when the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia was replaced by the State Union of Serbia and Montenegro.
On that occasion, it was noted in this column that, "Yugoslavia should ever serve as a reminder that even the best-intentioned statist dreams come at too high a price." It is a lesson the American Empire and the European Union chose not to learn. And choices have consequences.
Read more by Nebojsa Malic
- Victory Day – May 10th, 2013
- Consenting to Rape – April 25th, 2013
- An Unexpected Refusal – April 12th, 2013
- Lawless: An Oddly Exceptional Empire – March 28th, 2013
- Illusion of Triumph – March 21st, 2013





bud
June 1st, 2012 at 3:05 am
One of the reasons given to former Jugoslavia's collapse was that it was a "un-natural or artificial state", as if there ever was such thing as "non-artificia on naturall" state established by people. Now we have, as pointed out in the article, a giant union of assorted countries with far more historical differences than former republics of Jugoslavia, which tries to stay together. It will fail for the similar reasons that former Jugoslavia failed.
World events, mostly financial, will form a "perfect storm"for a breakup. Enrophy, social or physical, will always win in the end.
MichaelKenny
June 1st, 2012 at 5:18 am
Every two weeks, stir the pot.
antiwar7
June 1st, 2012 at 6:45 am
Great to see a robot who can recite his own program!
antiwar7
June 1st, 2012 at 7:10 am
I think financial problems in the '80s had a lot to do with motivating Yugoslavia's collapse. We'll see if that repeats itself in the EU. But in Yugoslavia's case, the rich guy (Slovenia), was not in the center, unlike Germany in the EU.
If the economy gets really bad in the US, watch out for regional finger-pointing.
MichaelKenny
June 1st, 2012 at 7:58 am
Every two weeks stir the pot. This time, it really is me, not the person above who stole my identity! Europe's future is decided by Europeans, not by Americans, so what the Washington Post says is irrelevant. As a matter of international law, moreover, Yugoslavia was never a confederation, so the argument is based on a false premise. More interesting is the typically American debate: raking over old coals instead of looking to the future.
MvGuy
June 1st, 2012 at 8:37 am
What about the election….????????????????????????????? Not one jot of the final result, or am I missing something………?????
Nebojsa Malic
June 1st, 2012 at 8:51 am
Lane certainly gets that part right: the 1980s were when Yugoslavia's debts began to come due, just as Tito's passing left a power vacuum and the economy stalled.
Slovenia's wealth was largely dependent on using the rest of the country as a resource base. Once on its own, and especially after slipping on the EU straitjacket, Slovenia's economy took a dive just like everyone else's.
Nebojsa Malic
June 1st, 2012 at 8:55 am
I didn't mention the election because nothing really changed. Oh, Tomislav "the evil ex-radical ultranationalist hardliner" Nikolic won the presidential runoff, but he just recognized the results of the fraud by taking an oath before the new Assembly. And Tadic might become PM, in yet another mockery of democracy. But I figured this was more important than daily Serbian politics – which, I have a hunch, might now shift to more "unofficial channels".
Sam
June 1st, 2012 at 6:46 pm
Go Away will you for the sake of Humanity please
ThreeofSpades
June 2nd, 2012 at 3:48 am
And you most certainly do show up every two weeks with the exact intention of doing just that – stirring the pot.
Hate to disappoint you but your efforts are patently pathetic.
Why don't you ask your school teacher to find you a sand box?
ThreeofSpades
June 2nd, 2012 at 3:57 am
@antiwar7
You are right about the burden of debt in prewar Yugoslavia – kind of.
I am writing strictly from memory, but my recollection is that the Yugoslav sovereign and private debt to foreign creditors peaked at some $20 billion. Shortly before the war broke out, under the IMF tutelage, Prime-minister Ante Markovic repaid most of it, reducing it to some 5-7 billion dollars, and severely depleting foreign reserves. That caused liquidity constraints and enabled disgruntled elements to wish for a violent break-up. (Croatia, a mere 22% of Yugoslavia's population, now owes a sliver short of 50 billion Euros.)
Yugoslavia did not die. It was intentionally killed (off) to the benefit of the assassins, most of whom do not live in (former) Yugoslavia.
ThreeofSpades
June 2nd, 2012 at 4:02 am
@bud
Bud, I respectfully disagree with your contention that Jugoslavia failed. It was forced out of existence.
Analogy of Yugoslavia and EU is extremely superficial, however compelling the similarities. There is a very strong Yugo-nostalgia in the banana republics that replaced that state. More people declared themselves Yugoslavs than any other nationality in Yugoslavia. I doubt very much that the analogous sentiments are even minutely evident in the EU.
ThreeofSpades
June 2nd, 2012 at 4:03 am
And you most certainly do show up every two weeks with the exact intention of doing just that – stirring the pot.
Hate to disappoint you but your efforts are patently pathetic.
Why don't you ask your school teacher to find you a sand box?
Pastor
June 2nd, 2012 at 6:40 am
Thank God that monstrosity, that oaf of a "country", Yugoslavia disappeared. That is the best thing that happened in Europe in the second half of the 20ieth century.
ThreeofSpades
June 2nd, 2012 at 10:01 am
Haunted by your own failed wet dreams, are you, Pastor?
Incidentally, it's "20th", not "20ieth". English is not "write as you speak" language.
Pastor
June 3rd, 2012 at 3:12 pm
You are still frustrated 'cause your beloved shitty "country" Yugoslavia fell apart?
Bianca
June 6th, 2012 at 10:45 am
I am not sure that the results are quite as insignificant. I never expect any election to bring forward a candidate with clearly and transparently outlined program, and voted into office by well informed public. Most often, the electoral change signifies a protest vote, but it only brings forward yet another trusted candidate of the SAME elite. In Serbia, pro-EU elite will clutch on anything to stay in power, even by sharing it. But in Serbia ever since 2000 EUcracy has been pumped up with EU "funds', while the vast majority of intellectual and productive assets have been marginalized. Nikolic must remain patient, but the prospects are good. If the desparate DS forms the cabinet with same faces, the public will not be happy. If DS goes with Progressives, the conflicts among them will hasten elections. Either way, Nikolic will get hold of the levers of power. It is not romantic, I know. Nikolic is a change agent — and has good advisers. Such is the fate of change, as Machiavelli pointed out. He who attempts it will get only a lukewarm support from those who stand to benefit from it, and all the animosity of those who stand to lose.
Guest
June 7th, 2012 at 1:27 am
Do yourself a favor and take a nap on the rail tracks.
Nina
June 8th, 2012 at 1:08 pm
a typical chetnik!
Nina
June 8th, 2012 at 1:54 pm
and we can always count on your brilliant retorts, threeofspades. so insightful, so witty!
Johnson
June 12th, 2012 at 1:33 pm
Interesting reply…I guess as Canadian Soldier who have seen those Croatian Soldier at work in Medak pocket….
I am as well chectnick.For the nation who pathetically hate Jews and Serbs you are doing really good…!
eric siverson
June 13th, 2012 at 4:19 pm
I see the gohst of Adolph nazis in the E.U. The borders of Yugoslavia are almost exactly where Hitler put them . If Adolph was wrong in the 40s maybe NATO was wrong on the 90s . or perhaps if NATO was right in the 90s , Hitler was also right in the 40s Matter of fact NATO looks to be close to where the nazis were before they were forced to turn around . The question is if the europe union countries will giveup and forsake so much democracy in favor of a little more aid and German control . I think they just might , Socialism is so nice especialy before the bills come due .The eastern block countries may be less susceptable , becuase they know what totaltarian control is , they lived under it for 50 to 90 yrs . None the less NATOISM is different from communism . But NATOism does not differ much from NAZISM the lies and the constant attacks are very much the same , the desire to control other people and their resouces are also much the same . I don't believe Russia , China and a growing bunch of countries can detect much difference . I think they feel they have to confront NATO