The warmed-over Cold War continues: this week, Moscow booted the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID), accusing the agency of unacceptable interference in Russian sovereignty. Washington countered with claims that USAID has promoted only "civil society, democracy [and] human rights" and that "the United States is extremely proud of what USAID has accomplished in Russia over the last 20 years." (CNN)
Meanwhile, something might be happening on the Balkans front, where the Empire has relied on Germany to manage things. On September 7, NATO’s occupation force (KFOR) got a new commander: Maj. Gen. Volker Halbauer, the fourth German in a row to hold the post. When the news of his appointment emerged in August, local media quoted German reports alleging that his predecessor, Gen. Drews, had been too reluctant to use force against the Serb civilians resisting attempts to put them under Albanian rule.
Just a few days later, the self-appointed "International Steering Group" decided to shut down its "International Civilian Office"- a body set up under the moribund Ahtisaari Plan to oversee the "independence" of the occupied province, proclaimed in 2008. The move had no practical consequences, but it allowed the Empire to continue pretending Kosovo was an independent state.
On September 11, Serbia’s Deputy PM Aleksandar Vucic visited Berlin and signed an energy deal with German energy conglomerate RWE. But three days later, a German parliamentary delegation sank any illusions of good will between Berlin and Belgrade, when Andreas Shokenhoff, a leading parliamentarian of Chancellor Merkel’s CDU party, reiterated Germany’s position that Serbia would have to recognize Kosovo as an independent state before it could even hope to begin negotiations for possibly joining the EU some day.
The German Ultimatum
Though his reelection in February 2008 was the signal the Empire waited for to declare Kosovo independent, former president Boris Tadic lied his way into power in the parliamentary poll later that year by promising the Serbs "both Kosovo and the EU." He then pursued the policy of gradually capitulating to Empire’s demands, while refusing to surrender outright – judging, correctly, that this could provoke unrest with potentially fatal consequences for his regime and him personally.
Four years later, Tadic had run out of lies – the remaining Serbs in Kosovo rejected his authority, while Brussels and Washington dispensed with promises altogether, demanding unconditional obedience instead. Having stolen the parliamentary election, he nonetheless lost the presidential vote to Tomislav Nikolic, former nationalist reinvented as a "progressive." Nikolic seemed all too willing to continue Tadic’s policy of smiling and nodding while the Empire had its way – but Washington and Berlin had grown too impatient.
Shokenhoff’s statement was hardly shocking by itself; Berlin and Washington and Brussels have been saying things to that effect for years. But between their spin doctors and Tadic’s, the issue had become so obfuscated that Nikolic was able to pretend no problem existed when he visited Brussels in June. This latest statement left no more room for misinterpretations, though: Germany demanded of Serbia to sign a "binding agreement" on establishing "good neighborly relations" with the so-called state of Kosovo. No ifs, ands or buts.
Sun Tzu’s Advice
This entirely predictable attempt to force Nikolic down the path of capitulation from which he could not turn back, however, has also managed to stir Serbia from the EUphoric stupor the previous governments had deliberately induced.
Even as the mainstream media – much of it owned by Germans – relished in outlining the stark choice, implying that even considering rejection of Brussels was unthinkable, the alternative media embraced the newfound clarity with previously unseen energy. When the newspapers mentioned the question – "Kosovo or Europe" – could be put to a referendum, someone responded with a tweet that quickly went viral: "The referendum was in 1389."
A passage in Sun Tzu’s Art of War offers the following advice: "In difficult ground, press on; On hemmed-in ground, use subterfuge; In death ground, fight." For years, Serbia’s quisling governments pressed on and pretended to use subterfuge; now it has been forced into death ground. The question now is whether Nikolic, or any of his advisors, have read Sun Tzu.
The Plot Thickens
This is where something doesn’t quite fit, however. Whatever else the Germans may be, they are not stupid. Why would Berlin – or Washington, for that matter – abandon a strategy that has so far produced nothing but success: stringing Serbia along with empty promises, while whittling it slowly down? Why now?
Perhaps they think Nikolic has credibility from his "ultranationalist" days. But that’s a dangerous assumption; he came to power on a wave of popular resentment against Tadic, not personal charisma or fanatical devotion. The Serbs have never been gentle towards the leaders they considered traitors. So why push Nikolic into a situation where he’d have to risk his life – and gain noting in exchange – all of a sudden?
Pieces That Don’t Fit
It is entirely possible that Berlin and Washington feel Serbia is sufficiently weak. Tadic’s Democrats did precisely what Mitt Romney’s recently leaked speech claimed Obama’s Democrats were doing in the US: creating a constituency entirely dependent on government. To support the ever-growing state apparatus, they’d systematically plundered the Serbian economy, while also borrowing heavily. At the same time, eager to please the EU, they further destroyed the domestic tax base by unilaterally implementing the SAA and flooding Serbia with subsidized imports. Now the money is running out, and the new government has to find a source of funding somewhere, or else it won’t be able to pay the dependents – or the police that stand between them and the dependents’ wrath.
The catch, however, is that Nikolic has already found a willing patron – in Moscow. While Vucic was in Germany, Nikolic was in Sochi, talking with his Russian counterpart. Unlike the EU, Russia has money – and the terms it is offering Serbia are far better than the ones offered by Berlin or the IMF.
Insisting on Kosovo makes no sense for the EU, either. Between the economic crisis and the Pristina precedent (which is supposedly not applicable anywhere else solely because the bureaucrats in Brussels and Washington say so), Europe is dealing with separatist issues of its own. Belgium nearly split in two back in 2010, and may still do so at any time. Over a million Catalans recently marched demanding independence from Spain. Corsicans and Basques have been demanding independence for decades. The Scots are planning a referendum in 2014. Even in Germany, there have been noises about Bavaria being better off alone. If Serbia is successfully broken and forced to recognize the separation of Kosovo, this could unleash an avalanche of other secessions.
Germany’s Gambit?
Finally, it is worth noting that Berlin and Moscow have recently bypassed the American "cordon sanitaire" in Eastern Europe to establish an energy partnership. Is that a sign of hostility, or something else? Could it be that Berlin’s ultimatum –much like Rambouillet in 1999, or the Austro-Hungarian note from July 1914 – was meant to be rejected?
That policymakers in Washington operate inside a virtual reality has already been established. Their impressions of Serbia come entirely from their media and NGO agents – people who have repeatedly shown a remarkable willingness to make things up. The current ploy to force Belgrade to submit could be a simple product of misguided reasoning. But it could also be a case of Berlin elegantly sabotaging Washington’s efforts to control Europe and Russia, using the Balkans satellites as pawns and ceding that corner of the continental chessboard to Moscow. After all, in Europe – and especially in the Balkans – nothing is quite what it appears to be.
Read more by Nebojsa Malic
- Victory Day – May 10th, 2013
- Consenting to Rape – April 25th, 2013
- An Unexpected Refusal – April 12th, 2013
- Lawless: An Oddly Exceptional Empire – March 28th, 2013
- Illusion of Triumph – March 21st, 2013





davidgrayling
September 20th, 2012 at 10:37 pm
"In difficult ground, press on; On hemmed-in ground, use subterfuge; In death ground, fight."
We seem to be in death ground. The nukes hang above us like Swords of Damocles.
When they begin to fall, there will be no stopping them.
Kiss your children thrice over.
The Threeof Spades
September 21st, 2012 at 3:40 am
Author's articles are always good, but this one is among the better ones.
"Referendum was held in 1389" – Amen to that!
David's comment is either extremely prescient or an extreme exaggeration. The world has now been a hostage for 6 decades to the "fear of nuclear holocaust."
MvGuy
September 21st, 2012 at 6:43 am
This is the most compelling piece of political writing I have read in who knows how long…..Months.. at least…
It causes me believe Malik uses every second between articles to hone his message.
Sun Tzu…….. How could anyone not appreciate the clean cleave of Tzu …… to the truth…… Like keeping wars short……. Tzu's wisdom cuts through the optimistic assumptions and the lies we tell ourselves and our constituents…… "We are different"……
"That policymakers in Washington operate inside a virtual reality has already been established. Their impressions of Serbia come entirely from their media and NGO agents – people who have repeatedly shown a remarkable willingness to make things up" [including lies &FORGERIES] Policy driven FOR special commercial and religious pressure groups] Yes, Washington IS "operate[ing] inside a virtual reality has already been established"
The real question HERE becomes…. Is it really "Dead Ground" on which Serbia finds itself…??? Or just one more insult the empire has served up..??? "O.K. we have decided, we choose Kosovo, not the shaky Euro"…… Not quite the end game empire desires.. Isn't this ultimatum, just another short dance in the long saga of the Balkans… Just another attempt to get the whole loaf, when there IS only half… Crumbling empire whistling past it's own graveyard……
I will never tire of Mr. Maliks writing…….. Like Raimondo's…… it is passionate.. but beyond that… It is also HIS OWN story. Great Stuff…. I can't hear anything when reading him.. He draws me into his Serbian trance….
MichaelKenny
September 21st, 2012 at 9:49 am
Every two weeks stir the pot. The "American empire" propaganda at its best.
MichaelKenny
September 21st, 2012 at 10:10 am
The usual fortnightly pot stirring of classic American Empier/Israel Lobby propaganda themes. The cold war is still going on (subtext: the Russians are all closet communists). The EU is in America's pocket. The Germans are the bullies of the EU (subtext: the Germans are all closet nazis). The Muslims (in this case, the Kosovo Albanians) are overrunning Europe. And it's 1914 all over again. And so on. And on. And on. Every two weeks. Amusingly, the references to the supposed "separitist problems" sounds like panic on the author's part. He can't hype enough material out of Serbia alone. And I can find no trace of the Shokenhoff quote in any serious media outlet, and certainly not in the German media. Sounds like a classic case of a fabricated story picked up by the usual screwball websites and repeated until people start to believe it. Nor indeed has news of the German "takeover" of the world's media yet been reported anywhere. That too sounds like panic.
And if people like author are panicking, then things must be going very well for the EU, Serbia, Russia and all the rest of us except …
MichaelKenny
September 21st, 2012 at 10:10 am
The usual fortnightly pot stirring of classic American Empier/Israel Lobby propaganda themes. The cold war is still going on (subtext: the Russians are all closet communists). The EU is in America's pocket. The Germans are the bullies of the EU (subtext: the Germans are all closet nazis). The Muslims (in this case, the Kosovo Albanians) are overrunning Europe. And it's 1914 all over again. And so on. And on. And on. Every two weeks. Amusingly, the references to the supposed "separitist problems" sounds like panic on the author's part. He can't hype enough material out of Serbia alone. And I can find no trace of the Shokenhoff quote in any serious media outlet, and certainly not in the German media. Sounds like a classic case of a fabricated story picked up by the usual screwball websites and repeated until people start to believe it. Nor indeed has news of the German "takeover" of the world's media yet been reported anywhere. That too sounds like panic.
And if people like author are panicking, then things must be going very well for the EU, Serbia, Russia and all the rest of us except …
Djosha
September 21st, 2012 at 1:56 pm
"Even as the mainstream media – much of it owned by Germans – relished in outlining the stark choice, implying that even considering rejection of Brussels was unthinkable"
You :"Nor indeed has news of the German "takeover" of the world's media yet been reported."
Ypu dont know to read, or you didn´t read article. Malic was speaking about media in Serbia.
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Seems to me that empire is really in a bad shape, if it is obliged to employ uneducated people like you.
"Every two weeks" you are writing here , just to collect a fee, I suppose? Today you wrote the worst (in everything, from style to substance) comment ever.
Do you have no pride in your work? Or maybe it is close enough for government work?
rosemerry
September 21st, 2012 at 2:50 pm
It is great and rare to get fair treatment of Serbia, clearly explained. Thanks for the article.
winston smith
September 21st, 2012 at 3:36 pm
Yes, it is now in Death Ground because of all the years of Appeasement.. Thatb is what Appeasement does. Churchill said something very similar.
Roque SANTA CRUZ
September 21st, 2012 at 7:05 pm
Every two weeks M.Kenny blows and probably gets an orgasm. You cannot be anything other than a ustaša or nazi sympatizer.
The Threeof Spades
September 22nd, 2012 at 4:24 am
You are too generous.
Real people are capable of erotic experiences and orgasm.
M. Kenny feigns one at the behest of his handlers.
His obsession with Mr. Malic's writings reminds me of militant Muslims rage over Western life style that they themselves crave and escape to, only to attack it.
Bianca
September 22nd, 2012 at 1:43 pm
I could not believe that grown people would think it normal that Germany would — from megaphone — anounce ultimatum with all the historic memories!
Of course, it has been pretty obvious for a while that Germany is trying to break through the barrier set up between itself and Russia, and by extension China and the rest of Asia. With US breathing down their neck to "become EU leader, or leave EU" (George Soros), demanding to tackle Kosovo issue with "resolve", this is exactly what Berlin did — and then some. Well, this might wake up lethargic Serbian population, and give Asia a chance! What does Germany want? Land transit from Europe to Asia accross Russia, Russia's resources, market, Chinese capital and market. And by the way, the best transit to Asia would be the very path of South Stream, as it would go around the German/Russian cordon sanitaire. Interested are also both Koreas and Japan according to APEC. And Serbia as tha military neutral country might be perfect for a logistics hub. The ultimatum business is actually funny, but I do not pretend to undestand Teutonic sense of humor.
Bianca
September 22nd, 2012 at 1:43 pm
I could not believe that grown people would think it normal that Germany would — from megaphone — anounce ultimatum with all the historic memories!
Of course, it has been pretty obvious for a while that Germany is trying to break through the barrier set up between itself and Russia, and by extension China and the rest of Asia. With US breathing down their neck to "become EU leader, or leave EU" (George Soros), demanding to tackle Kosovo issue with "resolve", this is exactly what Berlin did — and then some. Well, this might wake up lethargic Serbian population, and give Asia a chance! What does Germany want? Land transit from Europe to Asia accross Russia, Russia's resources, market, Chinese capital and market. And by the way, the best transit to Asia would be the very path of South Stream, as it would go around the German/Russian cordon sanitaire. Interested are also both Koreas and Japan according to APEC. And Serbia as tha military neutral country might be perfect for a logistics hub. The ultimatum business is actually funny, but I do not pretend to undestand Teutonic sense of humor.
Sinisa
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:59 pm
"Could it be that Berlin’s ultimatum … was meant to be rejected?"
Mr. Malic might indeed be onto something here. Why would Germans actually wish the economically weak Serbia in the already much troubled EU, don't they have enough problems with "bailing out" Greece et al? As for the U.S. … the sweet melody is "the old gray mare ain't what she used to be" … and "the Germans … are not stupid" not to take advantage of it.
Bianca
September 23rd, 2012 at 8:17 am
Running out of twisted, but coherent ideas, Michael is turning to dadaism. Just throw around words, many words. And "amusingly", his favorite phrase — he is projecting his own "normal" paranoia and panic to the world of his "enemies".
You have no enemies Michael. Sleep well, and do not check for monsters under your bed every night. And try to stay away from internet, as your search for your world of serious media outlets will leave you dazed and confused.
Luke
September 24th, 2012 at 9:41 am
The sooner the people of Eastern Europe wake up to the EU shell game the better. No one is going to buy your exports no matter how cheap they are, and other Europeans are sick of being undercut by your low wages. Maybe they will get tired of being humiliated and chasing false promises and chart a different path for themselves.
Guest
September 27th, 2012 at 12:06 pm
With all those broke EU countries, maybe Germany will run out of the money to support Albania.
Nikkolas
September 27th, 2012 at 1:30 pm
MichaelKenny evry week same asshole..You have missed this time to be first in line..getting rusty !
Eric siverson
September 27th, 2012 at 7:19 pm
Thats the only people that Nokolic can talk to now . Its time for NATO and the NAZIs leave Serbia .
eric siverson
December 27th, 2012 at 7:36 pm
The United States says there extreamly proud of USID in Russia , I think the US government is extreamly proud of what they did for Yugoslavia too . But I'am not . I'am ashamed of what the United States and NATO did to Yugoslavia .