Long Warfare Theory
“No nation ever profited from
a long war.”
- Sun Tzu
Sun Tzu’s immortal The Art of War translates into a shade over 10,000 words of American English, roughly 40 pages of aphoristic wisdom presented in language that probably 75 percent of public-school third-graders could understand. One hundred percent of our military officers should understand it, but they don’t, partly because fewer than 10 percent of them have read it.
The single-mantra version of Sun Tzu’s philosophy is “charge downhill, not uphill.”* You’d think that even cadets at West Point and Annapolis and Colorado Springs who graduate at the bottoms of their classes could retain such a short and sweet maxim and comprehend its gist. Yet the history of war is choked with case studies of generals who paid the consequences of attacking uphill when they had every opportunity in the world not to. Perhaps the most celebrated example of this was the Battle of Gettysburg, where Robert E. Lee insisted, despite the strong objection of his deputy James Longstreet, on attacking up not just one hill, but three of them (Little Round Top, Culp’s Hill, and Cemetery Hill).
The drubbing Lee invited on himself at Gettysburg was the turning point of the Civil War and the beginning of the end of the Confederacy. That Lee continues to be our most revered and respected general despite having lost both a war and a country by violating the most common gem of military wisdom should tell us something about the kind of reverence and respect we show generals, especially the Long War hooligans we have now.
A comparison between Lee and David Petraeus is as unavoidable as it is ludicrous. If we rate Lee, his singular lack of judgment at Gettysburg and all, as a 10, Petraeus weighs in somewhere to the right of the decimal point, and maybe to the right of zero.
Petraeus is a bull-feather merchant who gained primacy in the U.S. officer corps through sheer genius for self-promotion and wizardry at public relations. Though he is celebrated as our “best general” and enjoys a reputation as the military genius who “wrote the book” on counterinsurgency, he has in fact been singularly and purposefully responsible for entangling us in a long war that he himself admits cannot be won but that we will likely continue to fight for at least another generation.
Bob Woodward’s latest book-length spin surgery, titled Obama’s War, quotes Petraeus as saying “I don’t think you win this war. I think you keep fighting. … This is the kind of fight we’re in for the rest of our lives and probably our kids’ lives.” Petraeus supposedly blurted this and other uncomfortable revelations to Woodward “after a glass of wine on an airplane.” If Petraeus’s tongue can be yanked that loose with a single glass of wine, the guy’s as much of a drinker as he is a general. Maybe that explains a few things, like how the 190,000 AK-47s he handed out to Iraqi security force recruits vanished like a wallet on a New York City sidewalk and wound up in the hands of militants.
If, as prominent warmonger Lindsey Graham suggests, King David Petraeus is “our best hope,” our ship of state is already on a bow-first vector for the ocean floor. Lamentably, the state of American military wisdom is so pitiable that Petraeus may in fact be the sharpest utensil in a drawer otherwise inhabited by spoons.
This is, in part, because of a lack of intellectual integrity in our so-called war college system, the most prestigious icon of which is the U.S. Naval War College (NWC) in Newport, R.I. NWC is home of the annual Global War Game, the template from which all other U.S. military warfare simulations are modeled. Lamentably, NWC war gaming hasn’t been a legitimate test bench for actual war since the 1930s, when the likes of Chester Nimitz and Ray Spruance devised War Plan Orange to defeat the Japanese in the Pacific. During the Cold War, the Global game was rigged to “prove” that the U.S. Navy would only lose a handful of aircraft carriers in a toe-to-toe slugfest with the Russkies. After the Berlin Wall went Humpty Dumpty, the Global game turned into a venue for validating whatever cockamamie doctrines and weapons systems the three-star in charge of the college wanted to verify.
Arthur Cebrowski, president of NWC from 1998 to 2001, used the Global game – and every other war game he could influence – to promote his pet “littoral combat ship” project, a key component of his project to transform the Navy into a worldwide Coast Guard. After retiring from active duty, Cebrowski became his pal Don Rumsfeld’s czar of military transformation, a platform from which he propelled his network-centric warfare concept past everyone’s tonsils. NCW (not to be confused with NWC, mind you) became the new truth among the defense intelligentsia. Cebrowski declared it to be “an entirely new theory of warfare,” one that involved a “system of systems” and that turned “complexity” into a decisive principle of warfare. Cebrowski himself confessed that NCW itself was too complex to define, but that whatever it was, it made all previous thought about the art of war obsolete.
NCW critics correctly guessed that Cebrowski was displaying symptoms of a decades-old dose of the bends. Indeed, NCW has never panned out to be anything more than net-eccentric rapture designed to help a good-old-boy network of networks sell pricey hardware like the littoral combat ship to Congress.
Harlan K. Ullman and James P. Wade of the National Defense University developed an NCW competitor doctrine now known far and wide as Shock and Awe. One can most accurately understand Shock and Awe by picturing John Candy and Joe Flaherty of the old Second City Television show sitting in front of a flickering TV screen and chortling, “That Baghdad blowed up good, blowed up real good.” Shock and Awe looked real good on cable news until we discovered Operation Iraqi Freedom hadn’t given us anything but sticker shock and buyer’s remorse.
But the most virulent warfare theory to infest our New American Century to date has been the Army and Marine Corps’ “new” counterinsurgency (COIN) doctrine, as manifested in “the book,” Field Manual 3-24. Contrary to the details of his manufactured legend, the only part of FM 3-24 that Petraeus actually wrote was his signature on the cover page. Maybe he did that so everybody would have an autographed copy. The book’s real authors were a team from the Army War College in Carlisle, Pa., who plagiarized much of its material from older doctrines like the ones that worked out so ducky in Vietnam.
COIN doctrine suffers from a fatal internal fallacy. A successful counterinsurgency, the field manual insists, requires a legitimate host government that is in control of an effective security force. But major insurgencies do not occur in states that have a legitimate government and a functional security apparatus. Attempting to create those two entities in a country where they don’t already exist but an insurgency already does is futile, as proven by our experiences in Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan.
America’s finest military minds (heh) have committed the best-trained, best-equipped armed force in history to an unending, ruinous war against an enemy that doesn’t have a single tank or airplane or ship and is led by a handful of cave dwellers who don’t even have a fort to fart in.
We have to give Lee credit for one thing: in charging uphill at Gettysburg, he was at least trying to gain a decisive victory because he knew his country didn’t have the strategic depth to fight a long war. Petraeus and his extended entourage in academia and defense think tank-dom not only want to charge straight up every hill they encounter, they want to make absolutely certain that their Long War lasts long enough to accomplish what Lee could not: the collapse of the Union.
*The Lionel Giles translation reads, “It is a military axiom not to advance uphill against the enemy, nor to oppose him when he comes downhill.”
Read more by Jeff Huber
- $80 Billion Down the Plumbing – November 1st, 2010
- Bull Feather Merchant Marines – October 25th, 2010
- Don’t Ask, Don’t Care – October 20th, 2010
- Uncle Bob Wants You – October 4th, 2010
- All the King’s Bull Feather Merchants – September 27th, 2010





Debbie(aussie)
October 11th, 2010 at 11:51 pm
Another great article, Jeff. It really does help to be able to giggle a little every now and then. Would of course be so much better if these military 'keystone cops' werepart of a movie rather than the real thing.
Montaigne
October 12th, 2010 at 4:59 am
Yes, I enjoy JH's postings very much. A refreshingly breath of sanity and puncture of self-blown, empty "great thinking".
However, it is also a little chilly to see the demise of the USA itself down the road. When Americans see that, it is probably too late and too nasty to deal with in an orderly way.
GradyWilson
October 12th, 2010 at 5:42 am
It is worth noting that Petreaus and Lee share a few other common denominators – self righteous conservative christian capitalists who view the 'other' as subhuman.
Isn't Sherman "our most revered and respected general"?
MvGuy
October 12th, 2010 at 6:56 am
Jeff always gives us a good show and he can see through all the serious talk…. The elephant in the war room is the long war… AKA.. neocon ecstasy… and Lockheed Martin certainly approves….. Let's not forget the retirement plans of today's policy wonks with stars…… They don't fart around when it comes to planing their own financial well being.. Too bad we "the People" don't get equal consideration…….
Good Luck
October 12th, 2010 at 7:18 am
Is there a biography of Gen Petraeaus? Who is that guy?
Wired
October 12th, 2010 at 9:37 am
Grady, you're full of it.
Cosh
October 12th, 2010 at 10:32 am
Lee had only enough ammo for one battle. There is a theory that the plan was that as Pickett attacked the Union front, Stuart would come up and take them from the rear. Custer stopped Stuart a few miles away. I tend to cut Lee some slack. There is evidence that he was suffering a mild heart attack during the Gettysburg battle – a fact that kept him confined to a headquarters site rather than riding over the field to do his general-ing as was his custom.
Petraeus may be brilliant and a likable person, but I see in his long war statement only a political general trying to ensure that his job will last long enough maybe, hopefully, wear out the Taliban. Dream on, David. He denies having political ambitions, but suspect he'd like to be another Grant or Eisenhower, swept into office as a victorious General.
Meantime, qualified military personnel don't re-enlist. They walk across the street and hire on at Blackwater for much more money than an E-5 gets. The money the taxpayers trained that E-5 with is gone with the mercenaries…. That leaves the US Army with only the incompetents and bolos that Blackwater doesn't want…. General Petraeus is right. It will be a long war, if that's what we have to fight it with. We solve that problem by hiring Blackwater.
You can't make this stuff up!
Vojkan Milosavljevic
October 12th, 2010 at 10:53 am
Well, now I know why you never became admiral. Your paragraph about "COIN doctrine" betrays a level of intelligence that is incompatible with the highest grades. Too bad you ever became a military, and too bad you were involved in the bombing of Serbia. Because it means that you too contributed to the Empire.
j r
October 12th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
Sun Tzu was correct that no nation ever profited from a long war, but he should have added, "but the defense contractors clean up!"
Stefan Verstappen
October 12th, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Having spent years studying and researching strategy and historical battles for my book The Thirty Six Strategies of Ancient China I agree that history supports Sun Tze’s opinion of extended war.
Read the history of any kingdom, empire, or dynasty and when you reach the part where they are engaged in on-going warfare then you know the end of the story is near.
It is not surprising that few in the modern military are familiar with that most excellent book because Sun Tze is no longer relevant to the way wars are now fought.
For Sun Tze, war was a political tool of last resort. He fully appreciated the devastating horror and deprivation war causes to the populace and so his strategies were aimed at winning the war as quickly and efficiently as possible with minimum, and sometimes even zero, casualties.
But that all changed since the beginning of the 20th century. As you read through history of all the endless wars and battles, and commanders and their strategies a strange trend occurs starting with WWI. All of the commanders suddenly become criminally inept. At first I was stunned by the mind boggling idiocy of sacrificing a hundred thousand men, and millions of dollars in munitions and material to gain a hundred yards of territory, and then repeating this lunacy week after week for years. Sun Tze would have been spinning in his grave. If just a single Allied or German commander had read Sun Tze’s one admonition against launching frontal attacks against fortified enemy positions, then a hundred thousand innocent young school boys could have been spared their horrendous deaths.
But as I continued reading on, I found dozens and dozens of similar examples from every war fought since.
I have tried to find some theory that could explain it and the one I am finally left with is that wars are no longer fought with the intention of winning. They are fought for the sole purpose of making a profit off the killing of as many people, and destroying of as much property, as possible.
GradyWilson
October 12th, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Those are harsh words for the good Mr. Huber who seems to be very sincere in his criticisms of the empire. That being said I also have wondered about his role in the bombing of Serbia. Does he regret it? Does he really think it was about humanitarianism rather than eliminating a leader, Milosevic, who wouldn't play ball with Washington/Wall Street – like Mosaddegh, Allende, Hussein and all the others?
joe blough
October 12th, 2010 at 5:42 pm
Mr Huber:
"…the collapse of the Union. " is the intended outcome. It is either criminal negligence or criminal intent.
Andron
October 12th, 2010 at 5:58 pm
"The collapse of the Union " is the criminal intent of these madmen.
The whole purpose of this war is to make a market for weapons which create an utopia for a small elite who profit from there sale.
Petreaus , Gates , Rumsfeld and co are the hacks who will make this plan succeed..
Our President and honourable Nobel Peace Prize winner is such a weakling and disappointment that he is incapablle of standing up to the Military who are determined to bring the Country down for their own neferious purposes.
God Help America.
Don
October 12th, 2010 at 6:22 pm
Isn't that exactly what we've been doing?
Vojkan Milosavljevic
October 12th, 2010 at 11:06 pm
I agree Jeff is a good guy. But my family got bombed there. And for the story, NATO bombed a bridge over a river called Lab in Kosovo, in witch I bathed when I was a kid with Albanian kids, and that is most of the time ankle deep. Even a Yugo can cross it on ninety pct of its course, let alone a tank. They bombed the bridge then they bombed a nylon decoy. Repeatedly. So I'm a bit touchy.
Vojkan Milosavljevic
October 13th, 2010 at 12:33 am
Great comment. The key sentence is "For Sun Tze, war was a political tool of last resort". We no longer live in a world of politics. We live in a world were economy rules everything. War has become an economical tool like any other. We are no longer human, we are consumers. So, for the sake of the economy, those who consume less are just more expendable.
Jeff Huber
October 13th, 2010 at 2:29 am
Click on "click to look inside" and search Kosovo.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/1601640196?tag=antiwarbo…
Vojkan Milosavljevic
October 13th, 2010 at 8:37 am
Well, the Lab river is as deep as… you guessed, a bathtub in its… deeper parts. Of course there's a whirlpool here and there. But you really have to want to drown in it.
Popsi
December 12th, 2010 at 5:54 am
As a matter of fact Lee spent an inordinate amount of time, on day 2 at least, riding around the battlefield meeting with his commanders in situ. Had he remained in one place he might have been more effectively in command. One of the main reasons other than the obvious unavoidability of it, , I think Gerttysburg went sour was because there was a notable lack of clear communication between all commanders. There was no effective concerted effort, and what effort there was, seemed ever to coincide with the fortuitous (for Meade) arrival of a fresh opposing force.
Popsi
December 12th, 2010 at 5:56 am
When you look closely at it,due to fate and circumstance, there were very few 'if only' moments at Gettysburg.
One of the 'if only's coming out of the current situation will be the use of 'private security' forces in Afghanistan and Iraq. These loose cannons have caused more problems than they have solved. Rather than 'the best', they tend to attract the worst, the psychotic war fighter. The predeliction for for booze and drug-raddled frat house hi-jinks, coupled with private duty 'night raids', the 'black audi' snuff jobs( that exacerbated Iraq ) and sniping parties that would give Amon Goeth a stiffie, are the stuff of future historians. The financial costs, alone, are staggering. In years to come VA and the US public , will be picking up their tab, too,.