Our Reds and Theirs

Okay, the jig is up: the New York Daily News has got my number, and I might as well confess. According to the News: "Iraq sent spies from Canada to New York and Washington this month to snoop and stir up anti-war demonstrations, according to a government report...

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Smiles and Nods and Handouts

It is now clear – if it wasn't during the Cold War – that the only way to keep your country free from invaders and despoilers is to maintain a nuclear arsenal and a large army. Missiles and cruisers are important as well, to kill the enemy from afar and...

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Bush’s Smallpox Boondoggle

The national smallpox vaccination plan rolled out with a whimper last week. Part of the Bush administration's effort to stave off a bioterrorism attack, the vaccination plan was to begin with a strong start in the state of Connecticut by vaccinating 20 or more...

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Balkanizing the World

If there were any hopes in the past few weeks, what with the rising tide of antiwar sentiment, that the Empire might turn back from the brink of invading Iraq, the Emperor’s annual speech should have dispelled them. Within a few short weeks, before the weather...

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Beware the Ides of March

If you think I'm going to miss EastEnders in order to hear the "State of the Union" address you are wrong, wrong, wrong. Why bother, when I know the state of the union sucks? No sooner did Hans Blix open his mouth then the Dow started tanking; our war birds...

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Criteria for War

Hans Blix, head of the UN inspection team, has delivered a somewhat ambivalent report on Iraqi compliance with the UN inspection regime. There is undoubtedly enough there to satisfy many elements within the Bush administration, and perhaps the president himself, that...

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On Some Rhetorical Devices of the War Party

This Tuesday, all will be revealed and all our lingering doubts stilled. We shall stand in wonder at whatever New Doctrines the Great Man, who holds the Great Office, has for us. It is very likely that the new doctrines will grow out of, and represent bolder...

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Growing Up

While the War Party brays about all the glorious sacrifices we'll have to make to win the War on Everyone, and opines that privation on the home front builds character as well as empire, it looks like there's some wavering in the ranks. Writing in "The...

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