Unforced Error
President Barack Obama is about to make the biggest mistake of the 21st century by sending 34,000 more troops to Afghanistan.
We currently have 68,000 troops in Afghanistan. NATO countries supply an additional 42,000. There are maybe 100 al-Qaeda in Afghanistan, and maybe 300 in Pakistan. Some estimates say al-Qaeda is down to fewer than a dozen core fighters. And we already have 110,000 mechanized, highly trained and well paid dudes gunning for them. There are also 200,000 Afghan forces under the command of Gen. Stanley McChrystal who suck, but that’s a lot of forces. All told, McChrystal already outnumbers al-Qaeda nearly 800 to one at a conservative estimate.
If we grant that the Taliban and the other militias in Afghanistan are the enemy, which is a dopey notion because those cats just want us to leave their bleak country, we still outnumber them by 12 to one — there are no more than 25,000 Taliban.
The Taliban are supposedly the enemy because they support al-Qaeda. Problem: Hamid Karzai, whose government we’re supporting in that sinkhole, not only just stole two elections, but he’s thigh rubbing pals with the Taliban. His brother Ahmed is hairline deep in the Afghan drug industry and he’s on the CIA payroll. Among other things, Ahmed acts as a broker between the Taliban and us.
Diplomat Richard Holbrooke, who has said that we will recognize success in Afghanistan "when we see it," has confirmed that we’re trying to cut dope deals with the Taliban. We’re doing this through Pakistan’s Inter-service Intelligence Agency (ISI), who are a bigger bunch of crooks than the crooks Hamid Karzai is in league with.
So why is Obama sending more troops there?
He shot himself in the metatarsal during his campaign with his crock of jive about how the Iraq surge took our eyes off the prize of the "war of necessity" in Afghanistan, where we needed to "finish the job." The war in Afghanistan is as necessary as removing the prostate gland of a healthy 12-year old boy.
The notion of American exceptionalism has worn itself transparent. We’re making the world a worse place, not a better one. Our counterproductive wars have nothing to do with national security. The al-Qaeda that attacked us with 19 guys on 9/11 who didn’t have the equivalent of a Chicago school system high school diploma is, for all practical purposes, dead and gone. Their work is finished. They suckered us into massive commitments of national blood and treasure into sinkholes that shouldn’t matter to the world’s sole superpower.
The notion that we can create an "exit strategy" by training Afghan troops to take over the counterinsurgency task is, to put it mildly, quaint. Afghan soldiers and police are as reliable as a flock of cats.
We need to get out of Central Asia as soon as we can. Alexander the Great couldn’t tame that patch of mountain and desert, nor could the British, nor could the Russians, and we won’t either.
I had hoped that Obama would stand up to the Pentagon’s insistence on a Long War approach to Afghanistan, but alas. We’re going to be stuck with this pig, lipstick and all, for a long time. It’s a boondoggle that will make Iraq look like a smooth move.
This big re-re-escalation of Afghanistan is a big mistake. It’s a grand execution of a flawed doctrine. Counterinsurgency (COIN), the Pentagon’s latest flimsy excuse to exist, is based on a host of internal fallacies. Premier among them is the notion that the host nation must be a "legitimate government" that provided "good governance." Mohammed on a crutch, if you have good governance from a legitimate government, by and large, you don’t have an insurgency.
Talk of an exit strategy for Afghanistan is low comedy. If you put troops into a country you’ll have to get them out with the hugest pair of pliers ever made. The way to exit Afghanistan is to exit, not to put more troops there.
Reports will say Obama will define the "precise U.S. goals in Afghanistan." Give me a break. We haven’t had precise goals in a war since World War II, when the goal was unconditional surrender. There’s no such thing as surrender in the wars we’re fighting now. The best thing we can achieve is to bribe our enemies into playing along with us. Bribery, after all, is the essence of our COIN doctrine.
Bribery has been the spine of our foreign aid for a really long time. We use the term "foreign aid," like we’re somehow feeding "those poor kids" in wherever-land, but we’re really just making crooked high rollers richer.
I had such high hopes that Obama would really change things. Not any more, as Inspector Clouseau once said.
An excellent article inArmed Forces Journal by retired Army Col. Douglas MacGregor titled "Refusing Battle" deserves wide attention. MacGregor wisely admonishes:
America’s experience since 2001 teaches the strategic lesson that in the 21st century, the use of American military power, even against Arab and Afghan opponents with no navies, no armies, no air forces and no air defenses, can have costly, unintended strategic consequences. Put in the language of tennis, the use of American military power since the early 1960s has resulted in a host of "unforced errors."
Obama has caved in to the Long War Pentagon and its supporters in the Congress and the press who have been so wrong for so long that nobody should be listening to them anymore. He’s still talking his "finish the job" nonsense. What job? How will we know when it’s finished?
Read more by Jeff Huber
- 60 Minutes Does Rambo – February 4th, 2010
- Baffle Them with Bull Feathers – January 28th, 2010
- Bull Feather Merchants – January 25th, 2010
- Mayor of the North Pole – January 21st, 2010
- The COIN Myth, Part III – January 18th, 2010





andy
November 26th, 2009 at 6:13 am
What a mess. Just get out.
Loraine
November 26th, 2009 at 8:08 am
Obama should be REQUIRED to go to each and every soldier/Marine's funeral!!!
I take back my vote for him!
rbe1
November 26th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Boy, this article gets to about as simple-minded an analysis of the situation as I've ever seen. I cannot believe the writer is serious, but he sure is folksy, and that after all, is what America is all about, folksy, common sense analysis, kinda Dubya-like.
rbe1
November 26th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
While I agree with some of the characterizations of what's amiss in the region, I would submit that the combination of a corrupt, narcissistic Army General, a Machiavellian Pakistani Intelligence service (ISI), which created and financed the Taliban who are killing our troops, and the most incompetent administration (Dubya/Cheney/Rumsfeld/Rice) in my recollection, has created a situation which has endangered the civilized world. To simply walk away at this point would be about as childish a response as I can think up. It may be too late to straighten this out, but it would be stupid not to try.
MikeyNeptune
November 26th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Bin Laden's a pimp. He never could've outfought NORAD.
But I never knew, until this day, that Jeff Huber was a moron all along.
Steve Slutsky
November 26th, 2009 at 10:25 am
Your analysis is naive. US strategy is the total militarization of energy-rich Central Asia. Large numbers of troops and bases is not a means to an end, it IS the end. It has been successful in Iraq and Afghanistan: weak, unstable governments and huge permanent bases.
The idea is to prevent Russia or China from taking control of the region. Anti-terrorism is just the cover story.
Like all empires, this one will overextend and fail. But make no mistake about the intent.
Erroll
November 26th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
rbe1 believes that it "would be childish to simply walk away at this point." I remember hearing almost that same exact less than intelligent analysis during the Vietnam conflict when so many so-called military and political experts were proclaiming that "victory was just around the corner" and that they "could see the light at the end of the tunnel."
rbe1 claims that it would be "stupid" not to attempt "to straighten this out." Actually the most stupid thing that the United States could do is to continue to use its troops as cannon fodder for absolutely no justifiable reason whatsoever. Sending soldiers into Afghanistan is like pouring kerosene on an already raging fire. It is almost as if the Taliban are wondering if the U.S. will continue being stupid by sending more troops into their country which would then mean that more Afghans will flock to the side of the Taliban. The best recruiting tool that the Taliban could have ever wished for is for the United States to not only keep its soldiers in Afghanistan but to actually ADD even more soldiers into that quagmire. Of course, our super patriotic commenter makes absolutely no mention at all of the many Afghan children and grandmothers who have slaughtered by 500 lb. American bombs which is one of the main reasons why the United States will never conquer and occupy Afghanistan.
Afghans-resist and continue to fight against American militarism.
andy
November 26th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
You can't be serious.
@JeffryHuber
November 26th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
I have to say that i'm amazed to be compared to young Mr. Bush.
AVietnamWarVeteran
November 27th, 2009 at 2:44 am
Afghanistan has the well earned reputation as being "the graveyard of empires and of soldiers" – sending more troops to Afghanistan is proof that Obama is near the idiot and moron that Bush is – perhaps not quite the war crime criminal – yet! As to "finishing the job" – NO one in our Government or military has defined what that is? There will – one – day – indeed be "a day of reckoning" for the U.S. – when 'they' will one day do to US what we are now doinmg to 'them' – as we continue to MURDER tens of thousands of innocent civilians. In our arrogance and in our stupidity – we refuse to learn the lessons of the Vietnam War. Remember – the first casualty of war is always the TRUTH. A British soldier said it best several generations ago: "IF anyone ask why we died, tell them because our fathers LIED." Sun Tsu – author of 'The Art of War' correctly observed: "There has never been an instance of a country having benefitted from prolonged warfare." And Krushchev accurately predicted: "We don't have to worry about the United States. They will spend themselves out of existence."
Shaun
November 27th, 2009 at 3:09 am
It isn't our position to "straighten things out" because it's not our country. It never was and it never will be. Our presence in Afghanistan is a cause of instability and violence in the first place- to continue occupying them only creates more problems. It's time to pack up and leave.
Shaun
November 27th, 2009 at 3:13 am
does that make you a moron too?
MikeyNeptune
November 27th, 2009 at 3:57 am
Maybe.
Just remember – it's better to be stupid than to be a propagandist for the war criminals. These are the only two possibilities that would prompt articles, such as this one – that continue to promote the bogus GWOT. They don't hang you for idiocy.
So what is your purpose?