On the First Day Lord Netanyahu met with his faithful counselor Count Avigdor. Avigdor said, "O Lord Netanyahu, you must go even unto the land of the Obamaites to deal with their King. The Obamaites have rendered unto us their gold and precious goods in great abundance but now their King is seeking to treat with our enemies." Then Netanyahu spoke and his heart was full of anger. "Yea verily, we must smite them and also their wives and children and all that they hold dear. For even as we have smitten the children of Canaan we will strike them. They shall ken who is master and who is slave. Prepare for me my chariot of gold and I will journey even unto the land of the Obamaites with my host. Instruct our brethren in the land of the Obamaites to prepare for my coming with stealth. Organize them with weapons ready at hand and instruct them to deceive the Obamaites by declaring fealty and respect for the Kingdom of Obama so the King’s retainers will not fear them. When the King of the Obamaites declares his bad faith they shall be prepared to rise up and join us." And so it was done. Lord Netanyahu ascended into his chariot of gold to confront the King of the Obamaites and smite him sorely. And the children of Israel rejoiced.
On the Second Day the King of the Obamaites ascended to his throne in the mighty castle hewn from white stone, the seat of his forefathers. His thoughts were heavy but his heart was filled with cunning. "My messengers have brought me news that afflicts me sorely. Lord Netanyahu is coming in his chariot of gold with all his array even unto our land. He will make demands from the people of Obama and his heart is filled with anger. I will speak first to my people and grant Lord Netanyahu much of what he seeks and so we might avoid the righteous wrath of the Israelites." And so the King of the Obamaites spake to his people, saying "Lord Netanyahu is approaching our lands in his golden chariot with his mighty host. We have rendered unto the Israelites our gold and other precious goods and have pledged our fealty to them. But we must do more to avoid the wrath of Lord Netanyahu. We will grant Lord Netanyahu and the people of Israel all our goods and pledge our children and our children’s children for his wars against the Godless. We will confirm our pledge that the Land of Israel shall be forever the Land of the Godly untainted by unbelievers. More, we will use all our power to reject the false words of the children of Canaan, who have claimed the land of Israel for their own and seek to make league against her. We will do all that and more, but we will reserve only one thing to ourselves. Seeking peace for the Land of the Obamaites with the children of Canaan we will ask Lord Netanyahu to allow to them a small land of their own where they might settle in tranquility. That is all we shall ask."
On the Third Day Lord Netanyahu arrived even unto the Land of the Obamaites in his golden chariot accompanied by all his array. And he waxed wroth at the false words spoken by the King of the Obamaites. "I will go to confront the King of the Obamaites in his mighty castle hewn from white stone, the seat of his forefathers. I will instruct him that the Lord God of the Israelites is a cruel master who will smite those who do not heed his word. Why do the children of Canaan continue to vex us? It is three score years and more since we made their lands our own and we have slain them a hundred fold. Their raiment is torn and ragged. They shall not find a place where they can pile stone upon stone for a dwelling, nor draw water to slake their thirst, nor plant seeds to grow corn for their sustenance. Their wives and children will wander the earth but no one will grant them shelter." And the King of the Obamaites feared greatly at the words of Lord Netanyahu for he knew that the God of the Israelites was a cruel God but just and would smite the Obamaites with the plagues that once descended on Egypt. "I pledge my fealty to thee oh Lord Netanyahu for you are both just and powerful. My people ask only your intercession to spare them from the wrath of the mighty God of the Israelites." But Lord Netanyahu would not spare the Obamaites, for they had defied his own power and had erected false idols against the might of Israel’s God. "You know not of what you speak and you will feel my wrath when your own people rise up and call my name and that of the God of the Israelites." And so Lord Netanyahu departed from the white castle wherein dwelt the King of the Obamaites, who was much shaken and fearful of the anger of the Israelites.
On the Fourth Day the King of the Obamaites went to the great meeting of the friends of Lord Netanyahu who dwelt in his land and his heart was filled with cunning. "I will speak to them with guile and tell of my great love for Lord Netanyahu and the people of Israel lest they rise up and seize their weapons and bring suffering to the Land of Obama." And so it was done, but the friends of Lord Netanyahu were not deceived and they saw through the falseness of the King of the Obamaites’ words. But Lord Netanyahu bid them to conceal their displeasure and hide their weapons for a time as the wise counselor Count Avigdor had foreseen the cunning of the Obamaites. Lord Netanyahu would challenge the power of the King of the Obamaites twice and even thrice and would smite him again, even as David smote Goliath.
On the Fifth Day Lord Netanyahu also went to the great meeting the friends of Israel who dwelt in the land of Obama. His heart was filled with joy as a mighty roar rose to the heavens. He told them "The words of the King of the Obamaites are false. He seeks to make peace with the sons of Canaan but the God of the Israelites has said that the raiment of the sons of Canaan shall be torn. They shall find neither shelter, nor water, nor sustenance and will wander the earth as do creatures of the forest and field, moving from place to place in search of a home but no one will succor them." The friends of Israel then rose up as one and with a mighty voice affirmed the wisdom of Lord Netanyahu. "We will rise up against the King of the Obamaites and destroy the false idols that he has erected. We will rend asunder the children of Canaan."
On the Sixth Day Lord Netanyahu mounted his chariot of gold and boldly led his array unto the very seat of the nobles and liegemen of the realm of Obama. Lord Netanyahu’s heart was filled with anger at the false words of the King of the Obamaites and he would shake the hall where the King’s own lords dwell as Samson smote the Philistines. He strode up to the brazen portal to the Great Hall and demanded "If the King of the Obamaites has courage let him come and face me before the leaders of his own people." But the King of the Obamaites was sore afraid and he remained in his mighty castle of white stone, the seat of his forefathers, surrounded by his guards and retainers. Lord Netanyahu stepped into the Royal palanquin, heavy with lapis and ebony, and six noble Lords bore him into the chamber. More Lords prostrated themselves before him lest his foot should touch the ground. Raised to the Royal dais, there he met with the nobles and liegemen of the Kingdom of Obama in their mighty hall and the men who had stood by and praised their King were sore afraid and trembled as Lord Netanyahu spake, for fear of the righteous wrath of the God of Israel. "The King of the Obamaites has erected false idols in your land and his words are full of cunning. The children of Canaan are cursed by God and cannot be friends of the Land of Obama. This is what Lord Netanyahu and the God of Israel demand. But the God of Israel is also compassionate. If the people of the Land of Obama render their gold and precious goods to the Land of Israel and pledge their children to fight in Israel’s just wars, he will vouchsafe forgiveness." At Lord Netanyahu’s words, the nobles and lords of the Land of Obama rose up as one, acclaiming "We pledge our fealty to the great Lord Netanyahu and the Land of Israel. We shall be your liegemen in all that you do." And so it was done and the people of Israel rejoiced.
Thus Endeth the Book of Netanyahu.
Read more by Philip Giraldi
- The New World Order is Unimpeachable – May 22nd, 2013
- Boston Becomes Toxic – May 15th, 2013
- Gatekeeping for Zion – May 9th, 2013
- Kristol Clear – May 1st, 2013
- What Has Bibi Been Doing? – April 24th, 2013
BIN SAFI
May 25th, 2011 at 9:44 pm
Here's another Radical Thought, from the Far-West:
That this Convicted Criminal was Allowed & Invited to the White-House, where he got to Lecture the President, is beyond me!
That he was also Allowed to Address this Joint Session of Congress, where he supposedly recieved 29 Standing Ovations, is Shameful to Say the Least!!
Peace, Love & Respect.
mickperry
May 25th, 2011 at 9:58 pm
And thus it came to pass that the leaders of the land of Obama said 'Lord Netanyahu is verily a mighty leader of the Land of Israel and must be placed with haste upon our own throne'. And so Obama was smitten as we cried 'Bibi for President in 2012. No more shall we deal with the middle men!'
James
May 25th, 2011 at 11:02 pm
Netanyahu’s speech to Congress shows America will buy anything
http://america-hijacked.com/2011/05/25/netanyahus…
http://tinyurl.com/NetanyahuspeechtoCongress
James
May 25th, 2011 at 11:03 pm
‘Pro-Israel lobby has stranglehold on US political system’
http://www.presstv.com/usdetail/181337.html
Additional via http://tinyurl.com/AIPACStrangleholdonUS
mickperry
May 25th, 2011 at 11:40 pm
Democracy Now's headline was 'Netanyahu speech dashes Palestinian's hopes." It could have equally been 'Netanyahu speech dashes America's hopes', because this is a tragedy. This bunch of traitors urgently need to be thrown out of office in 2012 if the US is to ever recover.
camus10
May 26th, 2011 at 3:52 am
Mr G, Based on the Goldstone report, is it conceivable the UN may bring criminal charges against the Israeli Reich. Will washingtons support and the House standing ovation ever be exposed as a sham ?
But wait the UN is busy with charging the Gaddafi clan ? No charges against US satraps in Bahrain Yemen Saudi, either
Wootie Berster
May 26th, 2011 at 5:14 am
Brilliant! Current events translated into the current language of (half) the people: biblical gibberish. A well wrought attempt to reach the 80 million intellectually stunted citizens who dwelleth in the so-called Red States (not red as in commie, of course.) BUT, Phil, they don't DO irony. Your translation just makes it easier for them to grasp explicitly the foreign message. Thank God they don't read this website. Cheers.
jconsley
May 26th, 2011 at 5:15 am
When one views the members of the legislature who decide the laws, taxes and spending for all citizens of the United States applauding a "minister of a foreign county" for telling them that their duly elected President is wrong and the minister before them rejects the recommendations from the President elected by U.S. citizens, those members should be defeated in the next election. They chose to show fealty to the foreign leader of a country that does not recognize nor abide by international laws rather than manifest support for their democratically elected President. It may be important to remember that Netanyahu is elected by a 5 million electorate while the U.S. President is elected by a "308" million electorate. This Congress has demonstrated greater deference to the foreign leader who accepts the dollars from U.S. tax payers, but rejects the recommendations the U.S. President has made in the interest peace and of the tax paying citizens of the United States.
Michael Cecil
May 26th, 2011 at 5:46 am
Certainly, a *brilliant* article; even if just a little wordy.
I suggest a brief summary: "…and the whole world worshiped and followed the beast."; from Chapter 13:3 of the Revelation of John.
zouppie
May 26th, 2011 at 6:08 am
Viewing the congress reaction to Netanyahu's speech, I was reminded of newsreels of Stalin addressing the Politburo. The members all leaping to there feet and applauding wildly, and none wanting to be the first to stop. Maybe they should man up. It's not like they are going to to end up in the basement of Lubiyanka with a pistol pressed to back of their neck. What a national embarassment.
VietNamWarVet
May 26th, 2011 at 6:27 am
ALL 535 TRAITORS in the US Congress should be put on a leaky boat for a one way sail to Israel.
Chris Moore
May 26th, 2011 at 7:09 am
What about all those Jewish Zionists who dwell in the Blue States, provide the Democratic Party with 50% of its funding, comprise 25% of the Democratic caucus in the U.S. Senate, and have spearheaded the Israel-first agenda for decades? Are they to be given a "pass"?
The Red State fascists (a small minority of Red State dwellers) are merely the useful idiots for the Blue State Judeofascists, who are the brains behind the operation, and dwell almost entirely in the Democratic Party because it is easily manipulated, and has always been oh-so-sympathetic to their poor, persecuted plight.
An unaccredited New York Times reporter once said: “When and if fascism comes to America it will not be labeled ‘made in Germany’; it will not be marked with a swastika; it will not even be called fascism; it will be called, of course, ‘Americanism’”
He was partially right. It isn’t called “Americanism,” but rather Israel-firstism. And oh, what a perfect Trojan horse for fascism…fascism’s ultimate victims. Talk about having license…
Chris Moore
May 26th, 2011 at 8:56 am
Correction: Israel-firstism is but one calling card of the new fascism, which is actually called Zionism. And powerful, dominant elements of both the statist Left and statist Right in the U.S. are part and parcel of this new fascism.
Terrance&Philip
May 26th, 2011 at 10:21 am
That was one of the blackest days in American history, our "leader" jumping up and down like a bunch of jack-in-the-boxes to show how much they loved Netanyahu. I have NO respect remaining for the people in Washington who rule us. They made it patently clear where their interests lie and that the needs of America are secondary. They're willing to continue pursuing policies that will cost more American lives and treasure and that will finally be America's undoing.
Finally, how do I tell my children and grandchildren to act with courage and conviction when it's obvious that the people who rule us are a bunch of sniveling cowards?
Terrance&Philip
May 26th, 2011 at 10:24 am
I'm sorry, in my anger it was difficult to type. I meant to say, 'our "leaders" jumping up and down like a bunch of jack-in-the-boxes…'
charles caruso
May 26th, 2011 at 11:07 am
Phil:
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Yr piece not funny after first para.
Write sumpn serious nxt time
charley
ML3
May 26th, 2011 at 11:23 am
and it will be carrying a Bible, draped in the American flag
ML3
May 26th, 2011 at 11:33 am
This is hilarious, Kudos to Mr. Giraldi!
Maybe in 25 years American congress will be cheering their Chinese masters this way.
There will be those who side with the foreign leader(s) against their own President and people, yet somehow not be called traitor.
Pathetic. I am ashamed and these so-called "representatives" of the USA need to be GONE!!!
Lorraine
May 26th, 2011 at 11:55 am
Phil, I think it was positively brilliant. I only wish you had also included the phrase, SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN". How about "the book of Obama" next?
Raashid
May 26th, 2011 at 12:07 pm
This is classic stuff, but Phil has hot on a serious underlying point. For many aggressive Jews and Christians, Zionism IS their religion, with all other gods secondary to the all important Zion.
Terrance&Philip
May 26th, 2011 at 12:55 pm
Tuesday was a day that will live in infamy. If one is searching for courage, don't waste time looking for it among our representatives and senators.
(For how much longer can a country survive after its citizens discover they're ruled by cowards and fools?)
avatar singh
May 26th, 2011 at 4:45 pm
russia,china,india are fools not to organise boyccott and destruction of uno which serves only to sanction and legitimise the english and america agrresion and war crimes agasint humanity
David Grayling
May 26th, 2011 at 6:09 pm
The standing ovations for a war criminal are the most sickening I've ever seen.
America has lost the plot. Its new one is pathetic. America, a world leader?
Never!
Doug_in_Indiana
May 26th, 2011 at 7:25 pm
Hallelujah, Amen, and pass the humble pie!
camus10
May 26th, 2011 at 8:10 pm
Never, indeed DG
then one wonders how much harder it has become to launch a citizens movement to protect liberty and justice when you have regimes in UK France Italy openly assisting the Empire in its domestic and international deceit
And what do we tell our kids good guyz come last grumbling principle
kev
May 28th, 2011 at 11:38 am
On the seventh day the great lords rested, satisfied with their work. The actions of the multitudes of the land passed beneath the great lords attentions, as the movements of the ant do not draw the eye of man. The masses of the Land of Obama roiled before the urging of the few, who in their wisdom had never sworn fealty to any king, great or small. With great shouts it was pronounced that the new year should begin a new age, a time in which ideas that had been lost would be reclaimed. The great lords of the era disdained these ideas and in fear of their mighty wrath the people had dared only to whisper amongst themselves. So it was that the wisest amongst the people urged that they should unite to overcome thier fear and proclaim as one: "Let the great lords who in arrogance and with deceit serve only themselves be cast down and in their place let Peace and Liberty guide us!"
robt
May 29th, 2011 at 5:42 am
534.