The Poodle Gets Kicked
Actually, Joe set himself up. From the moment he set foot on Israeli soil, our vice president was in full pander mode.
First, he headed to Yad Vashem memorial, where he put on a yarmulke and declared Israel “a central bolt in our existence.”
“For world Jewry,” Joe went on, presumably including 5 million Americans, “Israel is the heart. … Israel is the light. … Israel is the hope.”
Meeting Shimon Peres the next day, Joe confessed that when he first visited at age 29, “Israel captured my heart.”
In Peres’ guestbook, he wrote, “The bond between our two nations has been and remains unshakable.”
He then told Peres and the world, “There is absolutely no space between the United States and Israel when it comes to Israel’s security.”
As Peres spoke, Biden took notes. When Peres called him “a friend,” Joe gushed, “It’s good to be home.”
Even at AIPAC, they must have been gagging.
Walking around the corner to Prime Minister Netanyahu’s office, Joe called him by his nickname, “Bibi,” declared him a “real” friend, and said the U.S. relationship with Israel “has been and will continue to be the centerpiece of our policy.”
Then the sandbag hit.
Interior Minister Eli Yishai announced construction of 1,600 new apartment units in Arab East Jerusalem. Stunned and humiliated, Biden issued a statement saying he “condemned” the decision.
He then retaliated by coming late to dinner at Bibi’s house.
Netanyahu has apologized for the timing, but they are going ahead with the apartments. What are the Americans going to do about it? At this point, nothing but bluster.
Indeed, a day later, at Tel Aviv University, Joe was back at it: “[T]he U.S. has no better friend … than Israel.”
On his departure for Jordan, Ha’aretz reported that Israel plans to build 50,000 new homes in East Jerusalem over the next few years.
Biden may feel he was played for a fool, and Americans may feel jilted, but we got what grovelers deserve. And if we wish to understand why the Arabs who once respected us now seem contemptuous of us, consider that battered-spouse response to a public slap across the face.
Consider also the most remarkable statement of Biden’s first 24 hours.
“Progress occurs in the Middle East when everyone knows there is simply no space between the United States and Israel.”
Biden is saying we are a more effective force for Mideast peace in a region where Arabs outnumber Israelis 50 to one if everyone knows we sing from the same song sheet as Israel and have no policy independent of Israel’s.
How can America be seen as an honest broker between Arabs and Israelis if there is “no space” between America and Israel?
Even with the closest ally in our history, Britain in World War II, there was space between Winston Churchill and FDR on where to invade – North Africa, Italy, France, the Balkans? – whether to beat Stalin to Berlin, Prague, and Vienna, who should be supreme allied commander, even whether the British Empire should survive.
Israel keeps its own interests foremost in mind, and when these dictate actions inimical to U.S. interests, Israel acts unilaterally. David Ben-Gurion did not seek Dwight Eisenhower’s permission to attack Egypt in collusion with the French and British in 1956, enraging Ike.
Israel did not consult JFK on whether it could steal enriched uranium from the NUMEC plant in Pennsylvania for its atom bomb program.
Israel did not consult us on whether it could attack the USS Liberty in the Six-Day War, or suborn Jonathan Pollard to loot our security secrets, or transfer our weapons technology to China. They went ahead and did it, knowing the Americans would swallow hard and take it.
Ehud Olmert did not consult President-elect Obama on whether to launch a war on Gaza and kill 1,400 Palestinians. Nor did Netanyahu consult us before Mossad took down the Hamas minister in Dubai.
What Netanyahu and Yishai are telling Obama with their decision to keep building on occupied land is, “When it comes to East Jerusalem and the West Bank, we decide, not you.”
And if Netanyahu has jolted Joe and others out of their romantic reveries about Israel, good. At least now we no longer see as through a glass darkly.
Israeli and U.S. interests often run parallel, but they are not the same. Israel is concerned with a neighborhood. We are concerned with a world of 300 million Arabs and a billion Muslims. Our policies cannot be the same.
If they are, we will end up with all of Israel’s enemies, who are legion, and only Israel’s friends, who are few.
And if our policy and Israel’s are one and the same, the Arab perception will be what it is today – that America cannot stand up to Israel, even when her national interests command it.
Joe’s performance before he got the wet mitten across the face only underscored the point: The mighty superpower is a poodle of Israel.
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JJJihad
March 16th, 2010 at 4:16 am
Good — excellent — illustration of the reason the Lobby had to marginalize this guy.
eve
March 16th, 2010 at 4:58 am
One word describes Joe Biden = embarrassment.
Well, pathetic also comes to mind.
Johnny in Wi.
March 16th, 2010 at 5:42 am
Biden goes to Israel to grovel and schmooze and gets bitchslapped for his trouble. This gang can't even pretend anymore. Obama will be bombing Iran before too long. The Israeli's just told him what will happen if he doesn't follow orders. I sure wish we could overthrow this gang of traitors. Keep giving them hell Pat and you and Ron run for President, vice president, on one ticket. this country is headed for the toilet so bad a third party can win.
Andron
March 16th, 2010 at 8:55 am
How pathetic the USA's Mid-East Policy looks now.
Will anyone be able to trust America again?
corazon Jones
March 16th, 2010 at 10:01 am
I forgot to add- Read "Trojan Horse" from an old Antiwar.com article by Chris Ketcham
jojo
March 16th, 2010 at 11:18 am
Don't beLIEve any of it. It's a clowns act ! Little spat to fool the Saudia Arabs.Appearing as a temp mother/daughter cat fight.And then,while the smoke and mirrors disappear–USA}sreal start unleashing thousands of bombing runs.One thing about Zionist–they plan 20 years ahead and there is no stopping them.
Just a small reminder to Pat, Up until 1941,America was an ally of Germany and at the same time helping/funding England's war effort.Just as did USA–Iran and Iraq.Then comes in for the final kill.
Tim T.
March 16th, 2010 at 12:18 pm
It could all be an act of course, but it is enjoyable to see an American Zionist like Biden get burnt by the Israelis.
Just_sayin
March 16th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Pat must have immunity from the Israeli lobbist!! We need to " Take our country back from Israel."
epppie
March 16th, 2010 at 2:07 pm
Well said:
"Even at AIPAC, they must have been gagging."
Generalissimo X
March 16th, 2010 at 2:43 pm
perfectly apt analogy of equating the u.s. as a battered wife in this relationship. and what's even more disgusting is the money we throw at these rascist freaks. biden is, has been and always be a complete joke and a scumbag. israel can do what it wants, we just need to stop enabling and paying for them. let' see how far they get without our money and weapons.
RickR30
March 16th, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Just waiting for them to hang the Israeli flag on the Capitol. This is great stuff. Hopefully those foolish Americans who believe the giant lie of our best friend in the world–Israel will finally wake up. While Bibi and his gang of luntics think they can do anything to America their arrogance can slap them in the face one day. Sure they'll always have the support of Zionists in California and NY, but what if the regular American who is so pious toward Israel's behavior realizes what is really going on? Perhaps Bibi and that wacko Lieberman are the best thing to happen to our "friendship."
charley caruso
March 16th, 2010 at 3:46 pm
The tide is finally turning against 'Israel'.
And about time. The tail can keep wagging the dog only so long.
The Zionists shld remember how lightly we dumped Chiang's gang when we thought it was in our interest. And Chiang had a strong lobby here too. Remember the Luces, Buckley et al.?
(And while we're at it, lets remember the USS Liberty too. Fifty or so US sailors dead, a fact Pat left out.)
And lets stop calling that place 'Israel'.
'Israel' is the name a bunch or murderous East Europeans gave the country they stole violently from another people. The name 'Israel' has no more validity than 'Rhodesia.' The name is Palestine and has been for centuries.
Lets call the 'Israelis' Zionists. Thats what they are, and 'Zionist' is not a slur, just reality.
Joe Palooka
March 16th, 2010 at 3:52 pm
"but what if the regular American who is so pious toward Israel's behavior realizes what is really going on?"
Don't worry. The media — both entertainment and so-called news — will see to it that it never happens.
corazon Jones NYC
March 16th, 2010 at 9:56 am
Can anyone doubt the hold that the Lobby has on all US Politicians, it must be blackmail with personal details vacuumed up over decades of wiretaps with Israeli designed trojan telecom programs.
When will we wake up?
sifta
March 16th, 2010 at 5:16 pm
I haven't seen the connection to the "Petraeus briefing" made at antiwar.com (which is typically at the leading edge of everything) yet…
http://mideast.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2010/03/14…
This is the only thing making me think that this isn't just kabuki for the benefit of OPEC suppliers.
LWC
March 16th, 2010 at 5:30 pm
Biden probably should be charged with treason. Read Grant Smith's book "Foreign Agents." In 2006, when the AIPAC spies Rosen and Weissman were facing trial under the Espionage Act, Biden supported a piece of legislation in the Senate called the "Free Flow of Information Act of 2006." The act was ostensibly to benefit journalists and uphold the first amendment, but Smith discusses how it seemed "uniquely tailored" to providing cover for the AIPAC defendants–who of course never went to trial. In 2009 all charges against them were dropped.
http://leftwing-christian.net/2010/03/10/should-j…
DavidSpero
March 16th, 2010 at 5:42 pm
It's amazing, but certainly seems to be true. How could the Zionists, a relatively small group, exert so much control over the most powerful military and economic empire that has ever existed? (Although the economic part is crumbling…)
musings
March 16th, 2010 at 5:48 pm
I have never had much respect for Biden's intellect. And going to Israel the way he did, in that lovesick way … he held nothing back to bargain with. I happen to respect the wisdom inherent in many a folk tale, which were ways of teaching children and simple minded illiterate adults, through homely examples which were familiar enough to convey truth to them. When Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair and wanted a taste, at least the pieman had the wit to say "show me first your penny." In this case, the dumber pieman, Biden, rolled out a dessert tray for the not-so-simple Simon, and invited him to enjoy himself, having faith that it would be reciprocated with a payment in whatever currency is traded between the US and Israel. But once Simon had eaten his fill of the overly sweet stuff, he was reluctant to spend his capital on his pie debts. Instead, he waltzed around and spent it on real estate developers. This must be quite the growth industry in Israel. It may even be a bubble, but it hasn't burst yet. The pieman ran home crying, like he'd been robbed. But he'd been his own worst enemy. He'd given away the shop. Simple Simon was a much cannier fair-goer. He began to think about how he could trip up the pieman next time, using that sad little begging face which always allowed pity to trump common sense. Maybe next time, he'd bring his violin and play the sort of tune that would have the pieman weeping and eager to turn his tray over to Simon before the meringues melted.
dbg
March 16th, 2010 at 6:22 pm
Why don't we stop "gifting" the billions of dollars in aid that Israel receives each year from the U.S.
Then they wouldn't have the money to expand. And as they say money talks, maybe then Israel would start listening. Makes me sick!
guytar
March 16th, 2010 at 6:25 pm
Last month, Russia announced that it will deliver it's most advanced S-300 air defence missiles to Iran – a couple of years after Russia already delivered almost a billion dollars worth of short-range Tor M1 anti-air missiles. China has already supplied Iran with the Sunburn supersonic anti-ship missile that can attack at Mach 4 against an Aegius-class US destroyer or aircraft carrier.
Russia is building Iran's nuclear infrastructure and making a fortune from the job. China is currently importing 15% of it's huge daily oil from Iran. Do the math.
LES
March 16th, 2010 at 6:31 pm
Pat Buchanan has been right from the beginning.
As a former Christian Zionist, my views on Israel changed after reading
“What Price Israel” (1953) by Alfred Lilienthal, a Jewish-American
and “The Israel Lobby and U.S. Foreign Policy” by John Mearshimer and Stephen Walt.
Christian and Jewish Zionists believe that modern Israel is entitled to all the land God promised to Abraham from the Nile River to the Euphrates River (Genesis 15:18-21). Take a good look at a map of that region.
Israel’s first Prime Minister Menachem Begin was reportedly quoted to the effect that the Bible predicts the Israeli state will eventually include portions of Iraq, Syria, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Sudan, Lebanon, Jordan, and Kuwait.
Really? Is that why the Muslims hate us?
If Christians and Jews want God’s blessing on the United States, then they had better first find a path to peace for Israel, Palestine, and neighboring countries that does not involve more wars and the killing of innocent Arabs and Muslims in the Middle East. Isaiah 1:15-17
RickR30
March 16th, 2010 at 6:40 pm
Thanks for the link. Interesting article. But it's not clear whether the military cares about the issue because Israel's behavoir endangers American lives or because, despite all the brutality unleashed on Arabs, they still see the US military as weak, and thus military leaders appear as weaklings. I suspect it's more an issue of Petraeus's ego being bruised. I see no evidence that the military leadership cares about the lives of its soldiers. Moreover, as a neo-con puppet, it doesn't surprise me that Petraeus wants a say in the Palestinian issue. That gives him more to screw up.
RickR30
March 16th, 2010 at 6:50 pm
Interesting article. Good work!
Andy
March 16th, 2010 at 8:52 pm
Money.
Andy
March 16th, 2010 at 8:54 pm
Why shouldn't Russia and China make money doing business with Iran. They are not controlled by the Zionists.
Andy
March 16th, 2010 at 9:18 pm
Biden is almost starting to make Cheney look good.
fedupandsick
March 16th, 2010 at 10:54 pm
Pat, I don't know why I didn't realize your profoundness until recent years. Thanks for having balls.
Thomas
March 16th, 2010 at 10:54 pm
I used to think Buchanan was a right wing nut job. Then I did research. He puts America first. For that he is ridiculed. No two countries can have a common foreign policy. Ours has been taken over.
Peter RV
March 16th, 2010 at 10:58 pm
Biden was slimily craving for affection, but he got a "patada en el culo", as they say south of the border. There has never been more deserving act of divine power. (almost makes me feel religious)
Peter RV
March 16th, 2010 at 10:58 pm
Biden was slimily craving for affection, but he got a "patada en el culo", as they say south of the border. There has never been more deserving act of divine power. (almost makes me feel religious)
sifta
March 16th, 2010 at 5:16 pm
I haven't seen the connection to the "Petraeus briefing" made at antiwar.com (which is typically at the leading edge of everything) yet…
http://mideast.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2010/03/14…
This is the only thing making me think that this isn't just kabuki for the benefit of OPEC suppliers.
andy
March 16th, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Only in the bizarro world of Washington could Israel be considered a "friend" to America. In reality with a "friend" like Israel, America doesn't need any enemies.
Eve
March 17th, 2010 at 12:46 am
How many pro-Israeli individuals occupy high positions of power in the
USA?
Ask yourselves this question and if you answer honestly you'll begin to see why the US supports Israel to the degree that it does. Those who make the decision for the US to give Israel such unconditional support also happen to be pro-Israel.
This is the reason, coupled with intentional religious mistranslation (ala John Hagee).
Davo
March 17th, 2010 at 2:46 pm
Excellent article.
Andy osnard
March 17th, 2010 at 6:46 pm
Looks like Human Events has given Pat the neocon boot. Click on his name on Drudge and you are redirected to buchanan.org. Post a message their and it disappears after a while. Some of HE's posters say they will come to antiwar. Haven't seem any yet.
kyle
March 17th, 2010 at 8:51 pm
Americans have an unshakable relationship with Israel, but it's not love. It's a special relationship. The relationship is called the evil parasite death grip.
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March 17th, 2010 at 3:06 pm
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Mark
March 18th, 2010 at 7:29 am
i like Pat-he is more trustworthy and informed at times than many 'LIBERALS'
Arch
March 18th, 2010 at 7:42 am
Some of us have known for 30 years Buchanan is a prophet unappreciated in his own land…
But regarding Israel's friends and enemies, Pat, it's long since happened. We have been at war with their enemies for decades. And they have no friends. Just the USA poodle with a big stick, to be used when they yank the chain.
don
March 18th, 2010 at 5:52 am
great article. here is a ' must see' educational video –
don
March 18th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=6759022809…
Miles Gloriosus
March 18th, 2010 at 1:15 pm
But it isn't for lack of trying.
Bibi
March 18th, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Gas them. incinertate them, for their actions, not their words.
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