Hands Off Tuvalu!
Howard Berman threatens fourth-smallest nation on earth
No country is safe from the power of the Israel lobby — no, not even tiny Tuvalu, a nation consisting of nine minuscule islets in the middle of the Pacific Ocean totaling ten square miles. Rep. Howard Berman, former chairman of the House Foreign Affairs committee and longtime Democratic party power broker, is threatening the Tuvaluans with economic sanctions because they are allowing Iranian ships to register under the Tuvaluan flag. “This has the effect of assisting the Iranian regime in evading US and EU sanctions and generating additional revenues for its nuclear weapons program,” said the bullying Berman in a letter to Tuvalu’s Prime Minister Willy Telavi. The reflagging is “sanctionable activity,” Berman continued, and “given the close and co-operative relationship that our two governments now enjoy, it would be unfortunate if this action were permitted to stand.” A very thinly-veiled threat — but to do what? What will be the consequences if Tuvalu gives Berman the answer he so richly deserves?
As our Jason Ditz points out, Tuvalu has no significant relations with the US: there is no US military base, and the amount of US aid — a desalinization plant, a few other minor contributions — is negligible.
There is one way, however, that Berman could try to bully the Tuvaluans into compliance with his diktat: the US Tuna Treaty, as its called, is a typical mercantilist arrangement whereby the governments involved give US ships permission to fish for tuna in the South Pacific in return for a hefty payment. The private companies involved are subsidized by the US government to the tune of $6 million per year to pay for their licenses. The treaty is up for renegotiation next year: it would be an easy task for the powerful Berman to insist on the US taking a hard line and depriving Tuvalu of some $10 million in revenue per year.
Tuvalu, which experienced zero economic growth in 2011, receives 40 percent of its national income in the form of foreign assistance from a trust fund [.pdf], primarily, set up by Australia, New Zealand, and Britain. In addition, there has been an influx of development aid from China, which is eager to woo the island’s government away from recognizing Taiwan. Both Taipei and Beijing have lavished aid on the tiny collection of atolls, with the Taiwanese building an impressive and totally unnecessary government building on Funafati, the main islet. Tuvalu has also garnered income from the sale of its Internet ID — .tv — to Verisign, and the sale of exclusive air transport rights.
The island, while not rich by any means, is far from poverty-stricken: the Tuvaluans can afford to tell Berman and the US State Department where to get off. Indeed, a number of other Pacific island nations are doing precisely that, when it comes to the Tuna Treaty, with Papua New Guinea and Nieue threatening to withdraw and leave the treaty “dead in the water,” as one industry observer put it. The sweet deal being given to the American tuna industry — at US taxpayers’ expense — is threatened by the Pacific Islander rebellion against US over-fishing and bullying on the issue, which included threats by the US representative to end all US development programs in the region. Berman, who has gone to bat for the industry before, may have found yet another reason to champion the tuna industry while simultaneously taking up his very favorite cause: provoking war with Iran. A serendipitous moment, to be sure.
The excesses of the Israel lobby are legion, and this is just the latest. They went after Peter Beinart for daring to criticize Israeli government policies toward the Palestinians from a Zionist perspective, they took out full page ads in major newspapers in response to a few bloggers at a liberal Democratic think tank, and they went ballistic when someone mildly critical of Israeli policies was nominated to head up the National Intelligence Council. In short, over-reaction is their methodology: their hope is that the shriller the denunciations — invariably accusing their targets of “anti-Semitism” — the more unlikely it is that anyone else will dare imitate their example.
The problem with this strategy is that it gets old: the decibel level reaches a point where only dogs can hear it. The Lobby has overreached, time and again, and with this threat to associate tiny Tuvalu with “terrorism” it has made itself look absurd rather than fearsome.
We’ve heard from Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum about the alleged threat of “radical Islam” spreading its tentacles into South America — why not the South Pacific, too? Any day now I expect to hear about the threat of “Tuvaluan terrorism” from the resident “experts” at Washington’s neocon think tanks. And who knows, maybe the Tuvaluans are hiding weapons of mass destruction somewhere on those ten square miles — perhaps hidden inside a hollowed-out coconut.
If you were thinking of migrating to an atoll in the South Pacific just to get away from the War Party’s constant drumbeat, you can forget about it — because not even Tuvalu is safe these days. Indeed, Tuvalu has two strikes against it: Prime Minister Telavi was among the four or five heads of state who recognized the independence of Abkhazia and South Ossetia after they were attacked by Georgian forces in 2008.
No, definitely don’t go seeking refuge in Tuvalu — one more strike and Hillary Clinton will be likening Telavi to Bashar al-Assad.
Read more by Justin Raimondo
- Two Cheers for ‘Isolationism’ – May 19th, 2013
- Our Civil Liberties, RIP – May 16th, 2013
- Raping the World – May 14th, 2013
- The Price of Peace – May 12th, 2013
- Boycott Israel? – May 9th, 2013





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July 11th, 2012 at 4:25 am
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Rich
July 11th, 2012 at 5:11 am
The hollowed-out coconuts are on the shoulders of Howard Berman and all the idiots who voted for him. The U.S. government has gone from abusive to insane!
Rich
July 11th, 2012 at 5:11 am
The hollowed-out coconuts are on the shoulders of Howard Berman and all the idiots who voted for him. The U.S. government has gone from abusive to insane!
backblow
July 11th, 2012 at 6:11 am
The nations of the south Pacific should scrap the Tuna Treaty asap as they can get a better deal elsewhere (Japan for instance) – then they should get their London-based lawyers to send a response to Berman quoting the famous case of Arkell v. Pressdram (1971).
backblow
July 11th, 2012 at 6:11 am
The nations of the south Pacific should scrap the Tuna Treaty asap as they can get a better deal elsewhere (Japan for instance) – then they should get their London-based lawyers to send a response to Berman quoting the famous case of Arkell v. Pressdram (1971).
Gera Rosy
July 11th, 2012 at 8:33 am
Howard Berman and Hillary Clinton, Israel-Firsters, should be deported to their beloved country.
muggles
July 11th, 2012 at 9:17 am
Has Hillary announced the "Tuna Revolution" to bring Democracy to Tuvalu? Young backpackers from the Democratic and Republican Institutes will soon be arriving with pamplets and susupiciously strong ham radio gear.
Soon young Tuvaluians will be demonstrating in the street for "reform." MTV will show up for a series of Pacific Spring Break programs. Hillary will demand a UN boycott until the purple Tunafish flag carried by protesters is raised over the capitol of newly democratic Tuvalu. Once the US builds its new $500 million embassy (or six quadrillon TunaBucks) will things be set right.
mickperry
July 11th, 2012 at 11:15 am
And all the young thugs and local yokels who hang out every day, with no work, no money and no hope, suddenly find they've got guns, money, prestige, and power. All handed to them on a plate.
Another very democratic and humanitarian coup.
Mark
July 11th, 2012 at 12:33 pm
Berman, he's Tuvaluny Tunes
richard vajs
July 11th, 2012 at 1:13 pm
Israel and its defenders are definitely going too far, but they seem not to realize that. Last week, the leading progressive magazine, The Nation, did a whole issue spotlighting the undeniable ties between pro-Zionist interests and the stirring up of Islamaphobia. It is one thing to try to motivate the mouth-breathing "Fundamentalists" out there into believing that Israel is wonderful and that all of the Muslim countries are evil, but it quite another thing to try to bait intelligent, progressive people into the same nonsense. When the most intelligent 10% out there get annoyed enough with Zionist propaganda and bullying, the jig will be up.
AmericanMuse
July 11th, 2012 at 4:39 pm
The Apartheid State of Israel is well connected!
MvGuy
July 11th, 2012 at 5:29 pm
First there was operation Lavon. Lavon refers to a failed Israeli covert operation, code named Operation Susannah, conducted in Egypt in the Summer of 1954. As part of the false flag operation,[1] a group of Egyptian Jews were recruited by Israeli military intelligence for plans to plant bombs inside Egyptian, American and British-owned targets. The attacks were to be blamed on the Muslim Brotherhood, Egyptian Communists, "unspecified malcontents" or "local nationalists" with the aim of creating a climate of sufficient violence and instability to induce the British government to retain its occupying troops in Egypt's Suez Canal zone. (Wikipedia) After the furror died down, then came the attack on the Liberty… Soon after Pollard give our nuclear targeting info to Israel who traded it to the USSR for increased immigration Quotas and more recently there was the In AIPAC Spy Case with Steven Rosen and Keith Weissman AIPAC employees passing U.S. secret classified material to Israel…….. & what happens…??? The Emanuel administration dropped the case……. The most intelligent 10 % aren't going to get annoyed No…..!!!!! t's the lower 30% that are dangerous to our treacherous No.1 Welfare Queen.
MvGuy
July 11th, 2012 at 5:29 pm
First there was operation Lavon. Lavon refers to a failed Israeli covert operation, Israeli code named Operation Susannah, conducted in Egypt in the Summer of 1954. As part of the false flag operation,[1] a group of Egyptian Jews were recruited by Israeli military intelligence for plans to plant bombs inside Egyptian, American and British-owned targets. The attacks were to be blamed on the Muslim Brotherhood, Egyptian Communists, "unspecified malcontents" or "local nationalists" with the aim of creating a climate of sufficient violence and instability to induce the British government to retain its occupying troops in Egypt's Suez Canal zone. (Wikipedia) After the furror died down, then came the attack on the Liberty… Soon after Pollard give our nuclear targeting info to Israel who traded it to the USSR for increased immigration Quotas and more recently there was the AIPAC Spy Case with Steven Rosen and Keith Weissman AIPAC employees passing U.S. secret classified material to Israel…….. & what happens…??? The Emanuel administration dropped the case……. The most intelligent 10 % aren't going to get annoyed No…..!!!!! It's the lower 30% that are dangerous to our treacherous No.1 Welfare Queen.
Jan Burton
July 11th, 2012 at 7:58 pm
America won't have its independence back until the Israel First traitors are shipped off to their favorite nation.
james
July 12th, 2012 at 5:49 am
Come on Muggles, how can you build a US embassy there? Security detail alone will take up half the island.
To America and Americans from the rest of the world and I do speak for the overwhelming majority: Just leave us the fu*k alone.
james
July 12th, 2012 at 5:51 am
Come on Jan, what did the original inhabitants of Palestine do to deserve this human garbage shipped to them?
HHLongview
July 12th, 2012 at 5:46 pm
to say the least
HHLongview
July 12th, 2012 at 5:48 pm
It's what they didn't do – they didn't build nuclear weapons first.