Your Deluxe Empire: An Owner’s Manual

Thank you, U.S. citizens and taxpayers, for your wise purchase of the latest, top-of-the-range Mark 99 Empire, the latest in a long line of highly expensive, unsuccessful, and impermanent empire products. If you take care of your empire, it will give you many months/years/decades/centuries of hegemony, and will be the envy of lesser imperialists. However, … Continue reading “Your Deluxe Empire: An Owner’s Manual”